bacontoothpaste bacongumballs baconmagnet baconcandy baconfloss

I LOOOOOOOOBE Bacon. Bacon strips, thick or thin. Back bacon. BACON BACON BACON! From time to time, I get bacon-themed things for birthdays, Christmas, and the odd “for no reason at all.” So far I have a large Mr. Bacon fridge magnet, bacon flavoured toothpaste, bacon candy, bacon bubble gum, bacon scented car fresheners, bacon t-shirts, bacon chapstick, and bacon floss! For the record, the bacon toothpaste is a little minty, so it kind of tastes a little odd. The bubble gum and candy are both pretty awesome!

I happened to be snooping around Amazon and found a GOLD MINE of bacon-themed gifts (if anyone is feeling generous…)

bacontoothpicks
Imagine finishing a bacon-tacular meal (it need not be breakfast), and getting any extra bacon out of your teeth with bacon flavoured toothpicks! No man left behind!
baconjellybeans
Feeling a little salty after a bacon burger made entirely from ground bacon, topped with bacon, and garnished with bacon fat? Cleanse your palate with a tasty dessert of Bacon Jelly Beans.
bacondrinktabs
Can’t get those bacon-y burps out after a delicious meal of bacon strips sandwiched between peameal bacon? Try Bacon flavoured effervescent drink tabs!
If your car needs a little jazzing up - why not add a little piggy-wiggy friend to your dashboard. He dances and bobs as you drive. Watch his knife slice right through him, and imagine all the bacon-y goodness inside!
If your car needs a little jazzing up – why not add a little piggy-wiggy friend to your dashboard. He dances and bobs as you drive. Watch his knife slice right through him, and imagine all the bacon-y goodness inside!
bacon-meatpuzzle
For those rainy Saturday afternoons between bacon and tomato sandwiches for lunch and bacon tacos for dinner… there’s the Sunrise in Meatopia puzzle! 500 pieces of meaty goodness (do not eat)
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